cringing:

cringing:

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

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boyswanna-be-her:

my life is a mix of 50% wondering if it’s too late to drink coffee and 50% wondering if it’s too early to drink alcohol. 

5 pm is the cutoff for both

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stitch-the-geek:

OMG GUYS THAT WAS ONE TIME

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sweetpeachytea:

apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.

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theliteraryprince:

chelsfournier:

theliteraryprince:

chelsfournier:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

Dude you need to drink water. Trust me I’m a nurse

but i don’t liiiiiiike it

Alright listen here son, I’m too drunk to come up…

Lol ok. Drunk medicine with Chelsea

That’s right. And don’t you forget it

Anonymously ask me something.

hope2x:

I’m a little bored rn.

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theliteraryprince:

chelsfournier:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

Dude you need to drink water. Trust me I’m a nurse

but i don’t liiiiiiike it

Alright listen here son, I’m too drunk to come up with a very good argument about anything but there are a lot of things in life you have to do that you don’t like doing and drinking water is just one of them. Plus if you drink more water you can drink more alcohol and not worry too much about getting dehydrated

Sooo does anyone remember Rodney King because I sure as hell do and I wasn’t even alive for that shit

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I don’t understand people who are like ‘I don’t drink water’ how are you even alive

Dude you need to drink water. Trust me I’m a nurse

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"I am not Mike Brown. I am white. I am middle class. I am female. I am small. I am not considered a threat. When police see me they see someone who looks like them. They see their mothers, their daughters, their sisters, themselves. I am not at risk of being shot by police for existing while black. I am not at risk of being shot while unarmed. I am not at risk of being shot while armed with nothing more than a BB gun. I am not at risk of being shot for reaching for my wallet. I am privileged.
But I am outraged. And if you aren’t outraged, then you aren’t paying attention. This is America in 2014. This is our reality. It’s so easy to get jaded and to ignore these atrocities, to act like this doesn’t affect us. It’s so easy to get apathetic. In the past it was the youth who protested. Where is the rage of the youth? Where is our rage?
Like I said, I am not Mike Brown. But I am outraged."

: I am not Mike Brown. (via asgardian-feminist)

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